Kevin looks fine now, but back in 2008 he got some kind of Harry Potter-type curse, like he touched a tree and was bound to it, and it was slowly taking over his whole body.
Kevin Reynolds
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I need help with this one! Is this crazy over-the-top, or is it actually traditional wear from a country? I’m generally not a fan of Samuel’s outfits (they can get costume-y), but I certainly don’t want to offend someone’s heritage. I watched the program, and it seemed like the music might go with it. If you have Disqus, please leave me a comment! I’ll check the notes, too.
Samuel Contesti
This “dress” doesn’t have a skirt. It’s like a skating tunic that she should be wearing pants or leggings underneath. Every photo I found is a crotch or butt shot, and those are some high-cut panties, too. Overall, even without the skirt issue the best I can muster is a “meh.”
I’m assuming those are crystals on her right arm and right leg, but it kind of looks like she’s recovering from a bad ice burn.
Sonia Lafuente
Man, this is ugly. It’s not as awful as his other attempt to pull off bottoms with a lace top, but still. I haven’t actually seen the program, so can someone fill me in on why he was shot in the chest? Also, that star burst pattern seems so familiar; I swear at least one other man has had the exact same thing. I shall have to search…
Brian Joubert
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Adelina continues to be inappropriately barely dressed. Big shock there.
Adelina Sotnikova
oh dear god why would anyone do this. the bunching on the skirt is just NO and the sleeves look like they were just stuck onto her arms. carolina, WHY?!
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A hilarious submission from m-erida, who sent me the top photo! Thank you, as always!
One thing I don’t understand is whether the sleeves are white or not. If they are, I would have gone with a more opaque fabric, so you can tell it goes with the dress.
Then I started wondering what those things on her pockets are, and I guessed sad saggy bows. WRONG. In the second photo you can see they’re actually bloody hands. Congratulations on the murder you either committed or escaped, Carolina.
Carolina Kostner
Previously on “Those Crazy Germans,” Aliona and Robin turned the dial of crazy up to 11. I think they tried to take it back a notch by changing several things for Europeans.
Positive: There’s a lot less of that ugly pattern they used to be covered in, so Robin got black pants (yum!).
Negatives: a wee vest that serves no purpose, sparkly patterned boobs, tiny skirt ruffle, and head-to-toe sheer spiderweb fabric.
Overall, I’m willing to give them a nod for slight improvements, but this is still outrageously fugly.
Aliona Savchenko & Robin Szolkowy
Madison was so upset about not being chosen to play Mrs. Claus at the Christmas skating show, she decided to wear her dress at Nationals.
Madison Chock & Evan Bates
GUYS. STOP IT.
Max Aaron, clearly influenced by Brian Joubert, Kevin van der Perren, and possibly some brain-altering chemicals.
heres the front of the dress, with the eye.
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Thank you, again, m-erida! This is CRAMAZING. My eyes jump around trying to make sense of all the components. I can’t focus on it until I see…the evil eye! Now I can’t stop staring while it looks back at me, all creepy.
Click to see Miki Ando’s all-seeing eye. Which one do you think is worse?
Shizuka Arikawa
